<!-- TWO STEPS TO INSTALL FRENCH TRANSLATOR: 1. Paste the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document 2. Add the last code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <!-- STEP ONE: Copy this code into the HEAD of your HTML document --> <HEAD> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Original: Lucie Soublin --> <!--Total Java Scripts 99 - Next Step Software--> <!-- Begin var A=0 var B=0 var C=0 var D=0 var french="" function process() { Translation() alert(french) } function Translation() { french = partA() + partB() + partC() + partD() + "?" } function partA() { if (A==1) return "Voulez vous" else if (A==2) return "Devons nous vraiment" else if (A==3) return "Savez-vous" else if (A==4) return "Peut-on" else if (A==5) return "Arriverai-je a" else return "Euh...et pour" } function partB() { if (B==1) return " coucher avec" else if (B==2) return " trouver" else if (B==3) return " manger" else if (B==4) return " acheter" else if (B==5) return " me montrer" else if (B==6) return " ressembler a" else if (B==7) return " supporter" else if (B==8) return " rentrer dans" else return " biduler" } function partC() { if (C==1) return " Gerard Depardieu" else if (C==2) return " du parfum" else if (C==3) return " une paire de cuisse de grenouilles" else if (C==4) return " du bon fromage" else if (C==5) return " la Tour Eiffel" else if (C==6) return " un vrai parisien" else if (C==7) return " ma femme" else if (C==8) return " mon patalon" else return " un truc" } function partD() { if (D==1) return " dans vos reves les plus fous" else if (D==2) return " pour cacher l'odeur" else if (D==3) return " en buvant du vin rouge" else if (D==4) return " sans savoir parler francais" else if (D==5) return " juste apres le petit dejeune" else if (D==6) return " sans avoir l'air trop arrogant" else if (D==7) return " avec ma belle-mere presente" else if (D==8) return " apres 300 croissants au beurre" else if (D==9) return "" else return " avec machin-chose" } // End --> </SCRIPT> <!-- STEP TWO: Put this code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <BODY> <CENTER> <FORM> <input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A1" onClick="A = 1">Do you want <input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A2" onClick="A = 2">Do we really have <input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A3" onClick="A = 3">Do you know how <br> <input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A4" onClick="A = 4">Is it be possible <input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A5" onClick="A = 5">Will I manage </form> <hr> <form> <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B1" onClick="B = 1">to sleep with <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B2" onClick="B = 2">to find <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B3" onClick="B = 3">to eat <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B4" onClick="B = 4">to buy <br> <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B5" onClick="B = 5">to show me <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B6" onClick="B = 6">to look like <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B7" onClick="B = 7">to stand <input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B8" onClick="B = 8">to get in </form> <hr> <form> <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C1" onClick="C = 1">Gerard Depardieu <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C2" onClick="C = 2">perfume <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C3" onClick="C = 3">a pair of frog legs <br> <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C4" onClick="C = 4">good cheese <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C5" onClick="C = 5">the Eiffel Tower <br> <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C6" onClick="C = 6">a genuine Parisian <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C7" onClick="C = 7">my wife <input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C8" onClick="C = 8">my pants </form> <hr> <form> <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D1" onClick="D = 1">in your widest dreams? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D2" onClick="D = 2">to cover the smell? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D3" onClick="D = 3">while drinking red wine? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D4" onClick="D = 4">without speaking French? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D5" onClick="D = 5">right after breakfast? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D6" onClick="D = 6">without being too arrogant? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D7" onClick="D = 7">when my mother-in-law is around? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D8" onClick="D = 8">after eating 300 croissants? <input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D9" onclick="D = 9">? (nothing) </FORM> <hr> <FORM><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="translate" NAME="translator" onClick="process()"> </FORM> </CENTER> <!-- Script Size: 4.80 KB -->

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