<!-- ONE STEP TO INSTALL RANDOM LIFE QUOTE: 1. Add the specified code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <!-- STEP ONE: Put this code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <BODY> <CENTER> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!--Total Java Scripts 99 - Next Step Software--> <!-- Begin var howMany = 41 var quote = new Array(howMany+1) quote[0]="Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues." quote[1]="War is the great scavenger of thought." quote[2]="War is the supreme drama of a completely mechanized society." quote[3]="The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." quote[4]="Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war." quote[5]="There is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war." quote[6]="War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means." quote[7]="It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him." quote[8]="I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know." quote[9]="All men think all men mortal, but themselves." quote[10]="Life yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving in. You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy." quote[11]="I dream, therefore I exist." quote[12]="Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer." quote[13]="He who sleeps half a day has won half a life." quote[14]="While the doctors consult, the patient dies." quote[15]="Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight." quote[16]="A friend to all is a friend to none." quote[17]="The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives." quote[18]="The shortest answer is doing." quote[19]="To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming." quote[20]="When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away." quote[21]="The mob has many heads but no brains." quote[22]="Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them." quote[23]="A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass." quote[24]="He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned." quote[25]="A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs." quote[26]="Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies." quote[27]="Life without a friend is death without a witness." quote[28]="Translators, traitors." quote[29]="If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me." quote[30]="The nail that sticks up will be hammered down." quote[31]="There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same." quote[32]="Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead." quote[33]="Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best." quote[34]="There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave." quote[35]="When the apple is ripe it will fall." quote[36]="Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain." quote[37]="Life is a bridge. Cross ov er it, but build no house on it." quote[38]="It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all." quote[39]="If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong." quote[40]="A wise man hears one word and understands two." quote[41]="The course of true love never did run smooth." function rndnumber(){ var randscript = -1 while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){ randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) } return randscript } quo = rndnumber() quox = quote[quo] document.write(quox) // End --> </SCRIPT> </CENTER> <!-- Script Size: 3.69 KB -->

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